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今晚，詹姆士体验雪佛兰Silverado Tonight, James experiences the sheer grunt of a Chevrolet Silverado.
我狂飙福特Velociraptor I go airborne in a Ford Velociraptor.
理查德·哈蒙德搬运木柴 And Richard Hammond carries some wood.
哈罗！ Hello!
各位晚上好 Hello, and good evening.
大家好。好的. Hello. Now.
非常感谢。不久前听说雷克萨斯 Thank you very much. A while back I heard that Lexus
正研发一款新车RCF was working on a car called the RCF.
传闻是双门硬顶，搭载5升V8引擎 It would be a two-door coupe with a five-litre V8 engine
和奔驰AMG、宝马M同型号 and it would take on the smaller AMG Mercs and M-powered BMWs.
令我很兴奋 And I was very excited.
于是我迫不及待想在赛道上测试一把 I couldn't wait to give it a spanking round our track.
现在终于得逞 And now I have.
我曾幻想它敏捷...且暴力 I expected it to be sharp... but violent.
原始，又文明 Raw, but civilised.
澎湃，易操控 Powerful, but controlled.
我曾期待满车的日本高科技... I expected a bank of Tokyo hi tech...
和恶犬般的排气声 with the exhaust bark of a mad dog.
结果却又肥又废 But actually it turned out to be fat and useless.
非常重 REALLY fat.
坐两人，整车接近2吨 With two people on board, it weighs nearly two tonnes.
瞧瞧和宝马M4直线加速的比赛结果 So look what happens when you put it in a drag race with a BMW M4.
3、2、1 Three... two... one...
走！ go!
宝马轻松抛离 The BMW just walks away.
即使多40马力，我还是被完虐 I have 40 more horsepower than he does and I'm being humiliated!
巨大重量意味弯道性能同样悲剧 The enormous weight means it's no good in the corners, either.
这车有数不尽的设置 I have got many, many different settings in here
比如G挡控制，不懂 and I've got G-SHIFT control, whatever that is.
和VDIM （车辆动态综合管理系统） And VDIM.
还有标准模式、环保模式、运动S模式 I've got STANDARD, ECO, SPORT S
运动S+模式，SLALOM弯道辅助 SPORT S+, something called SLALOM.
不论哪个模式 Doesn't matter which one you select
都会伴随 you just get yards and yards
无尽的转向不足 of wearisome understeer
以及电子系统介入 and then a lot of electronic interference.
但是，RCF还有项设定 There is, however, another setting in the RCF
令它更糟 which makes it even worse.
若你切换运动+模式，按下这按钮... If you put it in SPORT+ and then push this button here...
看！进入专家模式 Look! I'm now in EXPERT mode.
这么显示的 It says it there.
车告诉我，我是“砖家”了 I have told the car that I am an expert.
不要电子辅助，都能搞定 I don't need the electronic stuff, I can manage.
噢，天！ Oh, God!
晃动。这就是我看到的。晃动 Lurchy. That's the word I'm looking for there. Lurchy.
自重产生的巨大惯性让它很不稳定 It's really struggling to deal with the weight.
加油！ Come on!
怎么能这样？！ Why are you doing that?!
看我这个“砖家”怎么拿下这弯道 I'm an expert, look. Look how I'm going round this corner.
这就是“砖家”的 - 噢，上草地了 That's an expert use of the - Oh, I'm on the grass.
事实是，即便让John Prescott（英国前副首相） The simple truth of the matter is you can put John Prescott
穿上跑鞋... in a pair of running shoes...
他也成不了运动员 but it won't make him an athlete.
我很不喜欢这车 I really don't like this car.
不喜欢外观，不喜欢操控 I don't like the way it looks, I don't like the way it goes
不喜欢它的感觉 I don't like the way it feels.
但真正让我烦恼 But what really annoys me
真正让我不忿的是 what really gets my goat
我知道雷克萨斯其实可以做得很好 is that I know Lexus can do so much better.
几年前，他们推出了LFA A few years ago, they gave us the LFA.
一款小毛病众多的车 A car which, I'll admit, has many faults and irritations.
举个例子，安全带极其难搞。 The seat belt, for example, is incredibly difficult to do up.
没杯座，不能连接手机 There are no cup holders, it's impossible to plug your telephone
或其它设备到音响 or whatever into the stereo system
油箱和打火机一样大 and the fuel tank is the size of a disposable lighter
隔五分钟就得去趟加油站 which means you have to fill up every five minutes
然后又得下车 and then you have to get out
光系安全带就要花掉一星期 and then it takes you a week to do your seat belt up again.
还没扣上！ I still haven't done it!
跟检查前列腺似的 It's like giving myself a prostate exam.
但这些小问题在你发动那台 But these little things pale into insignificance
惊人V10引擎后都不值一提 when you unleash its astonishing V10 engine.
552匹马力 It produces 552 horsepower.
0-60英里（0-96公里）3.7秒 That means 0 to 60 in 3.7 seconds.
也就表示极速202英里（325公里） It also means a top speed of 202
甚至更高，转速从0升至红线区 and even more amazingly, it revs from idle to the red line
只需惊人的0.6秒 in an almost unbelievable 0.6 of a second.
但最棒的还是声浪 But the best thing is the noise.
听上去美极了，就像头野兽... It sounds baleful, it sounds like a wild animal that's...
低声悲鸣 sad about something.
“我的爪子被卡住了” "I've got my paw stuck"
这也是我想在新雷克萨斯上找到的 This is what I was looking for in the new Lexus
一颗仿佛有生命的引擎 a sense that the engine is actually alive, that it's a sentient being.
并且我期望的更多 And there was more I was looking for, too.
LFA没有专家模式 The LFA does not have an EXPERT facility
也没有G挡、车辆动态控制之类的玩意 or a G-SHIFT thing, or VDIM.
它弯道出色，因为工程设计出色 It corners well because it's well engineered.
很轻 - 非常轻 And it's light - very light.
我喜欢它暴力且原始的感受 And I love the way that it feels so violent and raw.
这车超凡脱俗 This car is simply out of this world.
再区别一下它们的风格 And look at the difference in styling.
一份是给傻二代们准备的 See how one looks like that stupid food that's drizzled in jus
流着酱汁的佐豆 and served on a bed of stupid beans
高价料理 to idiots in over-priced restaurants.
另一份是刚采摘的新鲜黑莓甜点 And the other is as simple as a freshly picked blackberry.
我知道它比RCF贵5、6倍 I know that this costs five or six times more than the new RCF
也知道它一身碳纤维和精密器件 and I know it's full of carbon fibre and all sorts of clever engineering
不可能在低端车型上 that you can't reasonably expect to find
买到 further down the fiscal food chain
但他们本可把这车的精髓、灵魂 but surely they could have captured the spirit of this car, the essence
移植到RCF身上 its soul, and transplanted that into the RCF.
一定可以 Surely they could.
又或许他们不能 Or maybe they couldn't.
或许LFA太优秀 Maybe the LFA is so good
以至于制造它的人也无法复制 not even the people who made it know how to make it again.
你说过只作评论。是 You said you were going to give it a spanking.Yeah.
结果你却黑了它 But you gave it a kicking.
它很渣。确实很渣。事实上，这车渣的 Well, it's rubbish. It is absolutely rubbish. In fact, it's so bad
我都没让Stig在赛道做成绩 I'm not even going to bother getting the Stig to take it
完全是浪费时间 round the track, it would just be a complete waste of time.
噢，又到播报车坛新闻环节了 Oh, now, we ought to bring you up to speed with the latest in car news.
新款斯柯达，速派 A new Skoda coming out, it's called the Superb.
就是它 There it is.
你只需知道，它本质上 But what you really need to know is underneath
是辆高尔夫 if you peel away the body, it's basically a Golf, OK?
另一款斯柯达，欧雅VRS，也是高尔夫 There's another new Skoda, the Octavia VRS, that's a Golf as well.
新奥迪，RS3 运动掀背版，这里 New Audi, RS3 Sportback, here it is.
还是高尔夫 That's a Golf.
新斯柯达法比亚。也是高尔夫？不，它是Polo New Skoda Fabia.Ah, is that a Golf? No, that's a Polo.
噢，真纠结。不纠结。就是 Oh, it's confusing.It's not confusing.It is.
不，其实很简单 No, it's not, it's really, really simple.
很多车和高尔夫、Polo All cars are basically a Golf underneath, or a Polo
菲亚特500共平台 or a Fiat 500
除了这辆，雪铁龙DS5 except for this, this is the Citroen DS5
以标致为蓝本 that's basically a Peugeot, underneath.
还有菲亚特500X And the Fiat 500X, that.
它不是菲亚特500？不，其实它是阿尔法罗密欧。真的？ Well, is that not a Fiat 500? No, that's an Alfa Romeo.Is it?
好的，本周车坛快览结束 Anyway, that's cleared up this week's motoring news for you.
各位还记得上季我测试的 Moving on, do you remember that six-wheeled
那辆6轮奔驰G系吗？6轮怪兽 Mercedes G Wagon that I drove? The six-wheel drive thing.
没错，沙漠那集，记得。巨型怪兽 Yes, in the desert, yes, yes. Yeah, a massive thing.
奔驰最近发布了它的 Well, Mercedes have now announced that they're making
四驱版本 a four-wheel version of it.
噢，就是它。看它 Oh, there it is. There, look at that.
这就是他们四驱车型的六轮改进型的 So they've made a four-wheeled version of the six-wheeled version
四驱改进型。我认为看起来不错 of the four-wheel car they already had. I think it looks great.
门式车桥、大尺寸车轮，底盘更高 Massive wheels made possible by portal axles so it's raised up
422匹马力 it's got about 422 brake horsepower, I think it is
双涡轮V8引擎 from its V8 twin turbo.
价格昂贵 It is quite costly.
20万英镑（192万人民币） £200,000 for that.
是的、是的，但仔细瞧瞧，它有侧排气管！噢，没错！ I know, I know, but if you look closely it's got side pipes! Oh, yes!
女士们先生们，突然间理查德·哈蒙德 And all of a sudden, ladies and gentlemen, Richard Hammond
“性”奋异常 has become uncomfortable in his trousers.
爱死它了...我爱侧排管 Well, I love... I do love side pipes.
我能从你的“前排管”反应看出来 I can tell that from the shape of your front pipe
噢，很明显？抱歉 Oh, is it showing? Sorry.
噢，有个GT3赛事 Oh, now, there's a sort of motor racing, it's called GT3
知道吗？ anyone seen it?
有幅图。看，太棒了 There's a picture of a grid here. Look at it, it's just amazing
阿斯顿、迈凯伦、保时捷、宝马、日产GT-Rs，全是厉害角 Astons, McLarens, Porches, BMWs, Nissan GT-Rs, fabulous series.
确实刺激，因为都认识 Yeah, very exciting because you can recognise the cars.
最近宾利宣布将打造一款 But now Bentley has announced that they're going to build a car
以这项赛事为蓝本的车 that's inspired by that race series.
名叫GT3-R，看 It's called the GT3-R, here it is.
这是款简装、凶猛、能合法上路的 And it's a sort of stripped-down, pumped-up, road-going
双座赛车。580马力V8引擎 two-seater version of the race car. 580 horsepower, from its V8.
我喜欢这外观 I like the look of that.
你会更喜欢它声音，钛合金尾排 And, well, you'll like the sound, because it's got a titanium exhaust
官方称就像男中音咆哮 that they say gives it a baritone roar.
就像汤姆·琼斯（英国歌星） So it's got Tom Jones underneath it.
没错，他们绑了汤姆·琼斯... Basically, they've strapped Tom Jones...
就这感觉。阿斯顿马丁也弄了辆 That's how it sounds.Aston Martin have got a very similar
类似的车，Vantage V12 GT3 sort of thing, called a Vantage V12 GT3.
（观众：喔...） （Audience：Whoa...）
没错，喔，V12引擎 Exactly, whoa, that is a V12, obviously.
600马力，比宾利高20 600 horsepower, so 20 more than the Bentley
也比宾利轻半吨 and it's half a tonne lighter.
速度快的把我衣服都吹飞了 That is properly blowing my frock up, that thing.
太快了。哲理新闻... It really is. Philosophy news...
大家别笑，我知道是老生常谈，但... Everybody - no, don't groan, because I know it sounds dreary but...
无人驾驶车离我们越来越近 driverless cars are coming, as we know.
本周有人指出 And somebody pointed out this week
我认为是个不错的观点 and I think it's rather a good point
他们最终不得不做出伦理决策 that they will have to make, from time to time, ethical decisions.
啥决策，免除第三世界国家债务？ What, like, should we cancel Third World debt?
不，詹姆士，不是这个。假设你在行驶 No, James, not that. You're driving along, OK?
马上要撞上了。车自动驾驶 And you're heading towards an accident. You're not driving, you're
就要撞上了，生死攸关 sitting there. You're heading towards an accident, it's going
唯一自救方法是撞向 to be fatal. The only solution is to swerve onto the pavement
旁边两路人 but there are two pedestrians there.
车会怎么做？ What does the car do?
这是老婆和妈掉河里，先救谁的问题？ Wow, is this the Moral Maze or something?
这是真实存在的问题 No, it's a genuine thing.
因为将来你的车所植入的程序 Cos basically you will have bought a car that must be programmed
在特定情况会弄死你 in certain circumstances, to kill you. It will go
比如“那两个人，这一个” "Well, there's two there, there's only one person in me
“弄死车里的”你只能眼睁睁看着 "I'm going to kill him." And you'll just have to sit there, as the lorry
卡车过来，无能为力。或许 comes and there's nothing you can do. Well, maybe driverless cars
无人汽车会有个紧急按钮 will have to come with, like, an override button.
写着“我”的大按钮。当遭遇车祸 - 救我！ Just a big button with "ME" on it. So, in a crash - save me!
拍下它。或者有参考标准 Just hit that.Or maybe it could have a sliding scale.
比如人行道上有群小孩子 So you can say, look, if there's a load of children on the pavement
显然不能伤害他们，但骑行者... obviously don't run them down, but cyclists...
我们开始邪恶了，是吗？ We are in dark territory here, aren't we?
有趣的是，我们有天性 Well, the interesting thing is, all of us are programmed
人也是动物，会保护自己 because we're humans, cos we're animals, basically
自救本能永远不变 to look after ourselves. Self-preservation always kicks in
你会毫不犹豫转向。也未必 and you will swerve away from danger. Not necessarily.
虽然你这么说，但最近科学家 Oh, well, now you say that, but recently scientists conducted
做了个真实、但可怕的实验 an absolutely awful, genuinely awful experiment
结果很有趣 but with a very interesting result.
把猴子和它幼崽一同关进笼子 They got a load of monkeys with their babies and put them in a box.
然后给地面加热 - 真事 And then they heated the floor up - this actually happened
我只是复述 I, you know, I'm just reporting.
把地面加热到难以忍受的温度 They heated the floor up till it became really unbearable
所有猴子都把幼崽抱在怀里 and all of the monkeys picked up their babies and held them.
但随着温度越来越高，直至无法忍受 But when the floor got hotter and hotter until it was absolutely
所有猴子都把幼崽踩在了脚上 unbearable, every one of them put the babies down and stood on them.
我...我很惊讶... I'm... I'm surprised...
我惊讶你没把这故事留在圣诞特辑讲出来 I'm surprised you didn't save this for the Christmas show, mate.
多可爱的故事，多棒的话题！ What a lovely story, what a nice tale!
我喜欢！ I love a story!
我只想说，人们觉得无人车会这样 I'm just saying, these driverless cars, everybody goes
“它们不聪明吗？它们会等红灯” "Aren't they clever? They can stop at red lights."
“能处理各种情况” "They are going to have to face all sorts of things"
就像“我该弄死谁？” like who do I kill now?
我们天性自保，而无人车 We are programmed to look after ourselves and these driverless cars
用程序做决断 are going to be programmed to do the maths and say
“旁边人多，就弄死你好了” "A lot of people over there, I'm going to kill you."
或踩在猴子幼崽身上 And whether to stand on a baby monkey.
布鲁克兰赛道，世界首条专业赛道 Now, Brooklands, world's first purpose-built racetrack
记得吗？不知道。不过他知道 do you remember it? Well, no. He will.
是的，他记得 Oh, yeah, he will, obviously.
有段影像资料各位看看 We've got some footage of it here to remind everyone.
伦敦郊外，瞧瞧 This was just outside London, and look at it
快节奏生活，黯淡的服装 everybody walked fast and were in black and white in those days.
瞧，120迈时速（193公里）斜坡狂飙 And you went unbelievable - look at this, 120mph on the banking.
詹姆士·梅出现了，瞧，开着踏板车 And then there's James May, look, in his pedal car.
看起来棒极了 And then it was just fantastic.
后来世界大战爆发，赛道被改成机场 But the war started, they built an aeroplane factory on the circuit
就没有然后了 and that was the end of that.
自那时起，一群粉丝希望赛道能 Ever since, there's been a group of enthusiasts who want Brooklands
重新开放，上周他们收到一笔 to reopen, and last week, actually, they were given a grant
460万镑彩民资助（4436万人民币） by the lottery people of £4.6 million.
我认为干的漂亮。重开赛道 And I just think that's going to be brilliant. Get that back - Astons
阿斯顿、宾利周末角逐 Bentleys belting around at the weekend
Fotherington Sorbet与Wyndham公爵轮对轮对决 Fotherington Sorbet wheel-to-wheel with the Duke of Wyndham.
周末午后围观社会名流作死 It's a very good idea for an appealing Sunday afternoon
是件其乐无穷的事 watching the toffs kill themselves.
只需周日午后，驶下A3公路 You just pop down the A3 on a Sunday afternoon
“一起去围观，Bradford伯爵脑袋搬家” "Let's go and watch the Earl of Bradford's head come off."
你说他们收到多少钱？460万英镑 How much did you say they'd been given? £4.6 million.
不够吧？我们办公室旁边的购物中心 Well, that's not enough, is it? The shopping centre next to our office
就值15亿。是的，确实不多 cost one and a half billion.Yes, exactly, it isn't very much,
很正确，哈蒙德 you're quite right, well spotted, Hammond.
实际上，这钱只够他们重修 In fact, all they can afford to do with that is rebuild
起跑线那段直道 the start/finish straight.
等等，仅仅重修一段直道 Hang on, just the start/finish straight of a race circuit
是没用的。没错 is not much use in itself. No.
除非他们用460万镑去买彩票 Unless they spend all 4.6 million on lottery tickets.
用彩票奖金再去买彩票 It's lottery money, they can take the grant, spend it on lottery tickets
中更多钱。理查德·哈蒙德好主意 and win a lot more.Good thinking from Richard Hammond there
他拯救了英国赛车运动 he's saved motor racing for the nation.
我知道这是汽车节目，但请允许我说点别的 Now, I know this is a car show, but please bear with us
因为我想聊聊这个 because I want to talk about this.
这是款喜欢玩高尔夫球的土豪 It's one of those watches that's worn by people
心爱之表 who play golf and do business.
他们常吹嘘这里的小旋钮 And they're always banging on about these pins that you can see here.
没错，他们说如果拔出来，表会发出 Yeah, they say that if they pull those pins out, the watch will send
位置信息至救援队 their precise position to a team of professionals
然后营救他们 who will come and rescue them.
所以，如果在登山或横渡大洋途中... So, if they're out climbing a mountain or rowing across an ocean...
可惜不会，他们只会玩高尔夫、谈生意 Which they aren't, cos they're playing golf and doing business.
但如果真遭遇不测 But if they were doing those things, and something went wrong
有这种表就能获救。但真这样吗？ then thanks to their watch, they'd be OK.Ah, but would they?
为得到答案，制片人决定把某人扔到一个地方 To find out, the producers decided that one of us should be dumped
只给予最低生存用品 somewhere with minimal kit, with virtually no food
一处偏远环境，测试这系统是否有效 somewhere very, very remote to see if the system works.
好吧... Well...
就这样 that's it.
我被困在这了 I am now marooned here
不知何处 wherever the hell here is.
见鬼 Bloody hell.
唯一的希望就是这表 My only hope now is my watch.
好吧...是时候了 So... it's time.
解开 Undo this.
拉开 There.
这边也一样... And then pull that bit out...
完成 And that's it done.
针脚拉出后，求救信号发送至 Pulling those pins activates a distress signal that's picked up
极地轨道近地卫星 by a LEOSAR - Low Earth Polar Orbit Satellite
然后把我的坐标位置 which then forwards my exact coordinates
直接传送到控制中心 to a central command centre.
工作人员立刻派出离我最近的 The team here then scramble the nearest highly-trained
快速救援队，一小时内就能抵达 search and rescue unit, who arrive at my location within hours.
可惜，救援中心这次 Sadly, however, today the scramble command has not been sent
没派出紧急救援队 to a highly-trained search and rescue unit.
汽油动力 running on petrol.
好想法，不知法拉利想到没 It's a brilliant idea, and I'm not sure the Ferrari does that.
我想他们知道，也必须面对这点 I think it does, but I think they're just being honest about it cos
因为他们承认能提升效率 they're recognising that it's a means of improving the efficiency.
你的包在响？ Is that your bag ringing?
噢，可能来自我们可敬的同事 Oh, I think this is the signal from our esteemed colleague
理查德·哈蒙德。是吗？他在哪？ Richard Hammond. Is it? Where is he?
等等。可能在...非洲？ Wait a minute. He would appear to be in... Africa, is it?
我瞧瞧 Let's have a look.
不，我觉得是在... No, I think you'll find that is...
加拿大 Canada.
准确点是，洛基山脉 Specifically the Rockies.
这是严肃的事 That is quite serious.
得抓紧时间，詹姆士，所以，服务生... We really do need to get on this, James, so, excuse me...
能把布丁菜单拿来吗？ could we see the pudding menu？
好吧 Right.
那是支撑这的 that bit suspends off this bit.
信号只能维持24小时 That watch transmits for 24 hours.
然后就没了 And then that's it.
这就是洛基山，和我的帐篷 Right, so this is the mountain, there's my tent.
山顶、树木、山脉。我们几个 Mountain, trees, hills. This is all we are.
一个摄像师，一个录音师 There's a cameraman, a sound recordist
和一个办公室跟来的酱油男 and a bloke from the office and he's just a media luvvie.
你们认为山下会有座五星级酒店 I know you think there's a five-star hotel
但什么都没 just down there, but there's not.
没其他的。这里没贝爷 Nothing else. There's no survival experts here.
问题在于我被扔在这里 Fact of the matter is I'm completely stuck until
完全寄希望于那两货 Yogi the boar and Boo-Boo get here.
得知我们是他唯一希望 Knowing we were his only hope
我们又做了个重要决定 we had some important decisions to make.
苹果派看起来不错。或者起司烤饼 Raunchy apple fritters sounds quite interesting. Or pancake with cheese.
詹姆士，詹姆士，詹姆士 James, James, James.
你知道在移民国家，如澳洲、南非、美国 You know in the colonies, Australia, South Africa, America,
加拿大等国，人人喜欢皮卡车，是吗？没错 Canada and so on, everybody loves pick-up trucks, yes? Yes.
你认为用皮卡救哈蒙德怎么样？ Well, why don't we get a pick-up truck to go and rescue Hammond in?
皮卡只有两座 Because pick-up trucks generally only have two seats
但救回他就有三个人 and there would be three of us when we've rescued him.
那就开两辆，你我各一辆 Why don't we get two pick-up trucks, one for you, one for me?
一方面能提高营救效率 It would A, increase our chances of finding him
另一方面也能装下他。但... and B, there'd be a seat to get him back in.But...
《雷鸟特攻队》里，总有打头阵的 In Thunderbirds, inevitably 1 and 2 kind of went first
对吧？对 didn't they, always.Yeah.
Alan和...不，不是Alan - 谁驾驶雷鸟1号？Scott Alan and... No, not Alan - who drove Thunderbird 1? Scott.
Virgil.不，Virgil驾驶2号 Virgil. No, Virgil was 2.
他开2号？Scott开1号 Was he 2? Scott was 1
Virgil开2号，Alan开3号 Virgil was 2, Alan was 3
Gordon开4号。Gordon！ Gordon was 4. Gordon!
在加拿大，气温降至零下10度 In Canada, the temperature was a bitter minus 10
我急需供暖 so I urgently needed some warmth.
生点火怎么就这么难？ What would have been wrong with giving me a lighter?
生不了火 Can't get my fire lit.
冷豆罐头 Cold beans.
有点结冻 They're a bit frozen in the middle.
吃完午餐... Having finished our lunch...
我不太确定红色那辆 I'm not sure about the red, you know.
我们去预订飞往温哥华的机票 we went to book some flights to Vancouver.
好吧，二位刚错过今天最后一趟航班。是吗？ OK, you've actually just missed the last flight out today. Have we?
真不走运。再去喝一杯？ Yeah.Oh, what a rotten bit of luck. Shall we go and get another drink?
明早十点有趟达美航空班机 There's a Delta One that leaves at ten o'clock tomorrow morning.
不喜欢达美的座椅品味 Don't like Delta's seat upholstery.
那从曼彻斯特出发呢？ Would you go from Manchester?
曼彻斯特，不，你懂的，我们是BBC Manchester, no, you know, this is the BBC, it think it would be
去曼彻斯特很愚蠢，很傻 idiotic to go to Manchester, I mean, that would be just stupid.
汉莎航空？ There's Lufthansa.
空姐穿的是裤子 Stewardesses wear trousers.
有趟盖特威克航班，途径加尔达里...盖特威克？ There's one from Gatwick which goes via Calgary if...Gatwick?
他不喜欢盖特威克。我讨厌盖特威克 He doesn't like Gatwick. I hate Gatwick.
外面某处... Out there somewhere...
游荡着... there are...
熊 bears.
18万头黑熊 As many as 180,000 black bears.
记不太清，大概1万5千头棕熊 I can't remember what it was, about 15,000 grizzlies.
结冰了 Freezing.
早上，由于失眠，我又冷又疲倦 In the morning I was cold and exhausted from lack of sleep
更重要的是，我开始忧虑 but most of all, I was anxious.
现在随时 Any minute now.
随时 Any minute.
他们只有24小时 I mean, they've had 24 hours.
我意思...24小时 I mean... 24 hours.
24小时你能抵达世界任何地方，肯定 You can get anywhere in the world in 24 hours, surely.
他们在哪？ Where the hell are they?
记不起了...詹姆士 I can't remember...James.
信号没了。当然会没 It's stopped beeping.Well, yeah, it would.
为啥？那表只能维持24小时 Why would it? Cos the watch thing only transmits the distress signal
之后就没电了 for 24 hours, then the battery runs out.
真的？当然... Seriously? Well, yeah, it's only...
你记下他的坐标了吗？ Well, did you make a note of where he was?
没。接收机是你拿着的 Well, no, I didn't. You've got the thing.
我...我记得他在一个叫... Well, I... I remember he was on something called...
狼山的地方，到处是野熊 I think it was Wolf Mountain, and you go up Bear Pass.
感觉好刺激 Sounds grizzly.
有意思 That was a good joke.
实际上，熊和狼并不是 No, actually, do you know the biggest problem is not bears
最大的问题... and wolves...
美洲狮。很多美洲狮 cougars. Loads of cougars.
也没啥啊。我说的不是“熟女” （cougar：美洲狮，或熟女） Well, that's all right, then. No, not that sort of cougar.
是那种“Grrrr!”，美洲狮 Actually, a "Grrrr!" That sort of cougar.
那种大型猫科野兽？ Oh, you mean like a big cat thing?
我不能离开手表发送 As I couldn't move from the spot where the watch had transmitted
求救信号的位置 the distress signal
必须展开自救 I was hard at work trying to make my life here more comfortable.
要有个休息的地方 I want somewhere to sit.
不能坐雪地上，搭个棚子 I can't sit on the snow so I'm building a shelter.
燃起来混蛋 Spark, you bastard.
好的，有火了 There we go, we have fire.
随着给养减少，食物来源变得迫切 And with my supplies dwindling, I also needed to think about food.
食用动物 Animals for food.
豚鼠 Guinea pigs.
所有动物都能充当食物 All animals can be a source of nourishment.
以及几种蠕虫、昆虫，只需掌握技巧 A few, including worms and insects, can be collected with little skill.
6小时后
我厌倦、寒冷、不满、饥饿、害怕 I'm bored, I'm cold, I'm unhappy, I'm hungry, I'm scared.
我不想戴这帽子 And I don't want to be wearing a hat
去你的 Just for a minute.
为缓解压力，抵御严寒 To alleviate the boredom, and stave off the cold
我试着泡一杯野战松针茶 I tried to make some SAS-style pine needle tea.
他俩在哪，在哪？ Where are they, just where?
不巧，在温哥华机场我们耽搁了... Unfortunately, we were a little bit delayed at Vancouver Airport...
当然 Yes, of course.
最终我们来到准备就绪的 But eventually we made it to the car park
救援皮卡停放位置 where our pick-up truck rescue vehicles were waiting.
詹姆士。啥 James. Yeah.
这不是车灯 - 这是人工太阳，不是么？ That's not a light - that's a collapsed sun, isn't it?
别管那，看这个 Yeah, never mind that, look.
我的车...高度到我胸部了 Mine is actually... comes up to my nipples.
我都不知道...你知道吗？ I didn't realise it was... And do you know what the other thing is?
如果遇到哈蒙德，都发现不了他，不是么？ If I actually find Richard Hammond, I'm not going to see him, am I?
会直接压过去 I'll just run straight over him.
注意到我的车吗？ Have you noticed something else about mine?
这么大的皮卡，只装了 This entire vehicle is a transportation device
一个轮子 for its own spare wheel, look.
后舱只为装个轮子！太傻了 That's all the back's for! That's really stupid.
瞧这尺寸，看呐！ Look at the size of it. Look at it!
不论如何，装备齐全 Anyway, listen, we've got everything we need here.
温暖的外套，大号皮卡 I've got a big warm coat, I've got a massive car
哈蒙德粗略的位置信息 a rough idea of where Richard Hammond is.
是的，所以我们... Yeah, so let's go...
先去温哥华，找间酒店，好好休息一晚 into Vancouver, get a hotel, good night's rest
调整时差 get rid of this jet lag.
这不好玩。我不知道... It's not funny. I don't know what...
他们明天必须到 They've got to get here tomorrow.
早上。清晨 Morning. Early.
待续...
等等 Hold on.
等等 Hold on a minute.
能先说明一点吗？ Can I just make something clear?
我也是第一次看这片子，抱歉 That's the first time I've seen this film and, um, I'm sorry
你俩去了温哥华 you two went into Vancouver.
是的。调整时差。没错 Well, yes.To get rid of your jet lag.Yes.
疲劳驾驶危害大，哈蒙德 No, tiredness kills, Hammond.
没见过高速路警示牌?正确 Haven't you seen those signs on the motorway? Exactly.
我更疑惑的是你们选择 What annoys me as well here is that you chose to do it in big
硕大的美国皮卡。这主意不错 American pick-up trucks.Well, that's a good idea
因为Top Gear从没测试过美国皮卡 Because we hardly ever do big American pick-up trucks on Top Gear.
是的，我一直力争做这事 I know, I'm always campaigning to do them.
所以下半部 I know, and in part two of the film
我们尝试了各种严酷地形 we do them extensively on many different types of terrain.
是的！把我晾一边！ Yes! Without me!
不敢相信！他简直忘恩负义 Oh, this is unbelievable! I've never heard such ingratitude.
远赴5400英里（8690公里）去救你 5,400 miles we travelled to come and rescue you.
用慢动作。是，但我们认为你喜欢野营！ In slow motion. Yeah, but we thought you liked tenting!
是的，我喜欢在湖区细雨中露营 I do, in the Lake District where there's a bit of drizzle
品尝蛋糕 and you can go out for some cake
而不是在野熊环绕，零下十度的山顶！ not on top of a mountain at minus ten, surrounded by bears!
好吧，等下就会知道哈蒙德是否 Well, we'll find out later on if Richard Hammond manages to be
对我们表示感激 grateful about any of this but
但现在到了嘉宾廉价车环节 now it's time to put a star in our reasonably priced car.
有趣的是 Now, funnily enough
今晚嘉宾在加拿大生活多年 my guest tonight spent quite a lot of time in Canada as well.
她是个忘恩负义，满脸愤怒的人吗？ Is she an ungrateful, angry little man?
不，不是。她是参演《X档案》和《堕落》的女星 No, no, she isn't, actually. She is the star of both The X-Files
女士们先生们，她就是Gillian Anderson！ and The Fall - ladies and gentlemen, it is Gillian Anderson!
来亲个。乐意效劳 I'll kiss you.I hope so.
太棒了。感谢大驾光临！ Excellent. Thank you so much for coming!
录完节目能拼对我名字吗？ So you can remember my name throughout the show?
它会贴在那。最后贴在那 No, it goes on there. Eventually it goes on there.
我也检查过到底是J还是G But I did have to look whether it was a J or a G.
吃惊的是，你加入了我们节目明星榜的 Now, one of the things that amazes me is you today joined
一小撮特殊人群 a very small band of people who have been on this show.
最差成绩榜吗... By doing the worst time ever...
待会我们聊这个。OK！ We'll get to that later. OK!
你怎么知道的？不不不！ How did you know? No, no, no!
本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇，西蒙·考威尔 迈克尔·甘本，和你。啥？ Benedict Cumberbatch, Simon Cowell, Michael Gambon and you. What?
每人都由我们专车接送 Everyone's offered a car and driver to come down here
但你拒绝了，你坚持自己开车。是的 but you said no, no, I'll drive myself. Yeah.
自己开车。没错。很少见 And you did drive yourself. I did drive myself.Very rare.
你不喜欢司机还是你喜欢... Have you got a problem with drivers or you just like driving...
我想自己做主。是吗？ I just like being in control, I think. Really?
我喜欢驾驶...开车去过很多地方 Ultimately, no, I do like dri... I drive everywhere
很多地方。你在英国长大，是吗？ I drive everywhere.You grew up in England, didn't you?
很多观众都惊讶 A lot of people have been very surprised to hear you
你的伦敦腔。是的 talking with an English accent.Yeah.
你其实成长于...伦敦？伦敦 But you actually did grow up, grew up... Was it London? London.
小时候在...Crouch End和哈灵基 You grew up in... Crouch End and Haringey.
美国拿的驾照。16岁 But then you learned to drive in America. At 16.
16岁。你家庭开的是大众车？ At 16. And it was a Volkswagen family that you'd come from?
住伦敦时我们有辆甲壳虫 Well, when we were living in London we had a Beetle
老款甲壳虫，那种小巧的尖尖的车顶 an old original body Beetle, the skinny ones with the pointy tops.
后来搬到密歇根Grand Rapids And then when we moved to Grand Rapids, Michigan
换成兔子般可爱的高尔夫... we got what's called a Rabbit which I think a Golf...
我把高尔夫叫兔子 A Volkswagen Golf is a Rabbit.
我认为它们类似 But I think they're the same thing.
不，兔子...不是车 No, a rabbit's... not a car.
确实很像 It does exist.
好吧很像。所以16岁拿驾照 Yes, it does. So anyway, so you learn to drive at 16.
是的。在密歇根。一切顺利？ Yes. In the States. And it went well?
是的，还算顺利 Yeah, yes, no, no, it went very well
但刚拿驾照有段见习期 and then you were kind of on probation for a period
这段时间开车上路 of time when you get your driver's licence, where you can drive
必须有老司机陪同 but you have to have somebody who has a driving licence in the car.
但我头回上路没这么做 OK. And, um, and I didn't on the first time I went out
所以一天内出了两次事故 and got into two car accidents on the same day.
我对天发誓 I was literally, I swear to God
去上第一堂表演课时，被追尾了 going to my very first acting class, and I got rear-ended
我认为是自己的错 and I thought it was my fault.
于是我说“抱歉，你走吧，赶紧走吧” And so I said, "I'm so sorry, just go, go away."
也没做笔录 And I didn't get any information
后来假装是停车时撞的 and then had to pretend later that I got hit in a parking lot.
肇事者肯定认为撞大运了 They must have thought all their Christmases had come at once
被追尾人居然向追尾者道歉 somebody apologised for being stationary when they ran into them.
第二起事故是什么？ So what was the second one?
那是我在平行泊车，打轮时 I was trying to parallel park and swung out and
刮到一位女士又大又旧的凯迪拉克 side-swiped a woman in a large, uh, old Cadillac
她和她儿子，身材都很魁梧 and she, she was very large and her son was very large
手里还握着一根硕大的棒球棍！ and they had a very large baseball bat!
他们向我索要赔偿 And they were determined that they were going to get money
于是跟着我回家 so they followed me home.
拿着棒球棍。是的 With a baseball bat. With a baseball bat.
来到我家门口，我妈接待了他们 And I walked up to the front door, my mum answered
他俩想要钱，站在我身后 and there were these two people, um, wanting money, standing behind me.
我妈想了一会，看向钱包 And she had the sense of mind to look in her wallet
假装只有20块，递给他们... and pretend that she only had 20, and so she gave it to them and...
他们就满足了？打发他们，是的 And they were happy? And sent them on their way, yeah.
好吧，你生于英国，活在美国 So, anyway, you grew up in the UK, ended up in America
从事表演。最后落脚洛杉矶 ended up acting, obviously, so presumably you end up in Los Angeles
《X档案》成名后你换了什么车？ at some point.Yes.What car did you have once The X-Files had taken off?
不太记得了，在温哥华拍摄时 Well, while I was, I don't know why, but when we were shooting
我有辆保时捷Boxster，之后在洛杉矶 in Vancouver, I had a Boxster, um, and then while we were in LA
接了条广告，他们给的报酬是辆车，让我选 I did a commercial and they paid me in a car and I got to choose a car.
我要了辆老款911 So I chose an old body 911.
911？是的。我会要辆威龙 911? Yeah. I'd have gone for a Veyron.
好吧，但预算限制不可能给我这种车 Well, I'm sure that the budget, uh, restricted me to a degree.
不是啥车都能给你。没错 Oh, I see, it wasn't like ANY car. It wasn't ANY car.
你是保时捷911粉丝？是的，死忠粉 So you're a fan of the 911 Porsches? Yes, very much, yeah.
你喜欢911什么？ What is it that you like about 911s?
我喜欢有特质的车 Um, I liked about that particular car
喜欢路感清晰的车 I liked how much you could feel the road in it.
我能感觉到，是款纯粹的车 It felt, you know, it's a very basic car.
我以为911受美国欢迎因为出事后 I always think they're popular in America cos 911's what you dial
都会打911 if you crash.
美国口音：噢，就这号码 AMERICAN ACCENT: Oh, I know, there's a number.
一模一样。学得不错 Cos it's the same thing. That's not bad. That's not a bad accent.
我更擅长南方口音...就是这样 I'm better in the south... but that's about it.
听说你拿过不少超速罚单...？ So have you got lots of speeding tickets or are you...?
拿过些。是吗？ I've had a few. You have?
最清楚一次是 The nicest, um, the nicest thing that ever happened
有回加拿大温哥华平安夜 was in Canada on Christmas Eve in Vancouver.
我超速了，一辆警车出现在旁边 I was properly speeding and a policeman pulled up beside me
超到我前面让我减速 drove in front of me and slowed me down and then
警察把手伸出窗外给我个手势 he put his hand out the window and gave me the thumbs up.
你超了多少？ What's properly speeding?
大概110。英里每小时？（177公里） Probably about 110. Miles an hour?
是。你拿过多少超速罚单？一定不少吧？ Yeah. How many tickets have you got? Do you get a lot of tickets?
我刚收到35年来首张罚单。不是吧！是的 I've just got my first in 35 years. No! Yeah.
当你有和我一样可怜相 You know when you've got an innocent face like mine
就不会冒犯警察，你就能... you don't like to cause offence, which I don't, then you get...
你太XX臭屁了。 I smell bull BLEEP.
在洛杉矶你还有辆 The other one you had in Los Angeles
陆虎？我有辆卫士...是的 didn't you have a Land Rover? I had a Defe... Yes, I did.
我对老款卫士情有独钟 I, um, I fell in love with the idea of having an old-fashioned
红色，奶油车顶，很漂亮 Defender, a red one with a cream top and it was as much the look of it
但驾驶起来真XX痛苦 as anything else and they're a BLEEP pain in the arse to drive.
是的 They are.
方向盘这么大，当你转向时... The wheels are this big and they turn, you have to turn the whole...
肘部空间也不大。买它花了12000镑 （115845人民币） And there's no shoulder room at all. No, I bought it for about 12,000
后来又投入35000镑（337883人民币） I put about 35,000 into it
在名流拍卖会只卖了12000镑 and I sold it on a celebrity auction for 12,000.
这是他们的早期车型... Cos it's only recently they've started making cars...
伯明翰口音：“想让它们长期工作正常？ 我们都不敢想！” BRUMMIE ACCENT:"you want them to last and work? We never thought of that!"
但它们现在很可靠。你和你口音令人印象深刻 They are quite reliable now. You and your accents, very impressive.
澳洲口音？ Was that Australian?
好吧，说说你的圈速 Anyway, it's time now to talk about your lap.
试了2765圈。没错 My 2,765 laps. Well, it was a bit like that.
你创造了我们试车最多圈纪录 You have set a record. Most amount of laps done.
大部分人来只跑7、8圈.而你... Cos most people come down and do seven or eight. You...
啥？真的？你跑了22圈。噢！ What? Really? Yeah. You did 22. Oh!
是真的。不。 I'm going to be brutally honest with you.No.
你前五圈都超过2分钟 Well, your first five were all over two minutes.
好吧。也就是... Right. Which is, um...
在...很屎的成绩 Yeah, off the...Well, crap.
一开始很糟 It sucked at the beginning.
赛道湿得看不见路线 It was wet and I couldn't even I couldn't see the lines
昨晚只睡了3小时，也是一方面 and I got three hours of sleep last night, that doesn't help.
好的，看不见线。三小时睡眠 Right, wet, couldn't see the lines.Three hours' sleep, yeah.
身体不舒服吗？手动挡...噢，还有肩周炎 Body working OK? Oh, stick shift on...Oh, no, frozen shoulder.
好吧，这就有1、2、3...还有...不止 OK, so that's good one, two, three...But that... They're not
是的，借口！ yeah, excuses!
好吧 So.
你想看看自己成绩吗？ Would you like to see your lap?
大家想看吗？ Yes. Would everyone else like to?
是的！上眼瞧 Yes! Here we go, let's have a look.
哇奥，很有力...的起步 Whoa, that's a lot of power on the... on the start there.
坏坏的眼神 That's a dirty look.
走的紧凑，很紧凑 Keeping it tight, very tight through there.
轮胎打滑 Tyres being tortured.
这里。很好，很不错 Here we go. This is good, this is really good.
好的，这里很湿 And yeah, it is wet through there.
很湿 Well, moist.
已经地板油了。真的？ My foot's on the floor. Is it?
锤子弯 Right, now the Hammerhead.
会很暴力过弯吗？ Are we going to be too brutal through here?
有一点急促 We are a bit, little bit too much gas.
但还不错 But held it all together nicely.
走在正当中 Keeping it in the middle of the road on the way out
又升一挡 and, oh, that was a gear change.
好像把空调打开了 I thought I turned on climate control.
高速弯别开小差 Don't get distracted with the Follow Through looming.
是的，走的很漂亮 Yes, nicely, that's very nicely done.
相当平稳 And, oh, very quiet and smooth.
还剩两弯 Here we go, only two corners to go.
噢，突然换挡，还剩Gambon弯 Oh, that was a sudden gear change there and only Gambon left.
漂亮过弯，冲线 Very nice through there and across the line.
好吧，哈哈！ So, ha-ha!
记住，我们说过 Bearing in mind, as we've established
前五圈你都是最后一名 that your first five laps of your 22 were about here.
2分.你觉得能排哪？ Two minutes. Where do you think you came in the end?
估计还是垫底 I think I'm probably still below Jack.
慢过1分54秒5？我不懂这意味啥 What, slower than 1.54.5? I don't know what that means.
1分...我知道这个 One minute... I know what that means.
这是种时间单位。我知道 It's a unit of time. I know.
好吧... 1分 Well... one.
所以你进步了 So you improved.
好的！ Yes!
40 40.
8秒。不！ Eight. No!
点5 Point five.
有些湿滑。所以... And it was mildly moist. Which is actually...
噢，太棒了！我击败了Charles Dance！ Oh,yes! I beat Charles Dance!
你击败了Charles Dance，还击败了Joss Stone You beat Charles Dance, you beat Joss Stone
你击败了Kiefer Sutherland you beat Kiefer Sutherland.
后来居上！真厉害 That's a reboot! That is quite something.
哇奥。是的，你是我们最快湿圈 Wow.Yeah, that's one of the fastest wet times we've ever had.
中等湿圈。我认为。比那还湿！ Or mildly moist. I think it is. It was more than mildly moist.
潮湿程度我说了算 I'll be the judge of what's moist and what's not.
就是中等潮湿。好吧 And that was mildly moist. OK.
你不仅是最快湿圈，还是... I know what, you are easily not only the fastest wet lap, but also...
进步最大嘉宾 most improved.
女士们先生们，Gillian Anderson！ So ladies and gentlemen, Gillian Anderson!
干的漂亮 That's good.
今晚杰瑞米和我驾驶两辆巨大美国皮卡 Now, tonight Jeremy and I are using two huge American pick-up trucks
营救理查德·哈蒙德，他被抛弃在 to rescue Richard Hammond, who's been abandoned
寒冷的加拿大洛基山，某山顶 on a freezing cold mountain top in the Canadian Rockies.
我们在温哥华一家酒店 We pick up the action after we'd had a good night's rest
美美休整了一夜 in a downtown Vancouver hotel.
我们拂晓前出发，不知哈蒙德具体位置 We set off before dawn, not knowing exactly where Hammond was.
只知道400英里远（643公里） But we did know he was at least 400 miles away.
于是我们有充足时间了解座驾 So, we had plenty of time to get to know our vehicles.
我驾驶的是福特F-150皮卡 I am driving a Ford F-150 pick-up truck
全美最畅销车型 which is, by miles, the bestselling vehicle in America.
每35秒，福特就卖出一辆这车 Ford sells one of these things every 35 seconds.
这只是美国，记住 - 每35秒 And that's only in America, remember - 35 seconds.
如果把1948年至今售出的F150肩并肩连起来 If you were to park every F-150 that's ever been made
不是头尾连接，是并排相连 since 1948, side by side - not end to end, side by side
长度能绕赤道... the line would stretch round the equator...
两圈！ twice!
如此畅销只因 - 便宜 The reason it sells so well is simple - it's cheap.
买辆自动挡、带定速巡航 You can have an F-150 with an automatic gearbox
和空调的 cruise control, air conditioning
350马力V8车型 and a 350 horsepower V8 motor
只需2万英镑（193160人民币） for the equivalent of £20,000.
和欧洲沃克斯豪尔Astra柴油版一个价 Now that's what we pay in Europe for a Vauxhall Astra diesel.
相比之下，我的车销量不堪入目 By comparison, my pick-up truck is a sales disaster.
我驾驶的Silverado What I'm driving here, viewers, the Silverado
雪佛兰Silverado，是皮卡销量亚军 the Chevrolet Silverado, is the second bestselling pick-up truck.
每分钟卖出一辆 They only manage to shift one of these every minute.
很惊讶雪佛兰还没倒闭 I'm amazed Chevrolet are still in business.
此时，遥远的地方，我第三天的荒野求生开始了 Meanwhile, very far away, my third day on the mountain was beginning.
昨晚没睡着，太冷了 I didn't sleep last night. I was cold all night.
需要更多木柴 I'm going to have to get more firewood.
又要挥动斧头了 The thought of that, swinging that axe again.
健身好方法 It's probably a good diet, this.
今早你会发现这点 You'll see it on This Morning at some point.
你需要的是 Well, what you need
被两个好朋友抛弃 is to be abandoned by two good friends.
当我说“好朋友”时，意思是两个混蛋 Well, when I say good friends, I mean bastards.
这才叫早餐 Look, that's what I call a breakfast
非常感谢。太棒了 thank you very, very much. Ah, that's perfect.
享用一顿暖暖的早餐后，我们上路了 After our winter-warming breakfast, we were back on the road
接着研究各自座驾 and delving once more into our pick-up trucks.
说实际的，这不是辆普通F-150 I'm going to be honest with you - this is no ordinary F-150.
这是猛禽的顶级改装版 This is the top-of-the-range Raptor model
区别在，机械增压和中冷器 which has been beefed up, supercharged and intercooled
名字也变成迅猛龙 and then renamed Velociraptor
由Hennessey打造，也是打造Venom那家公司 by a company called Hennessey, makers of the Venom
速度世界纪录保持车型 one of the fastest road cars the world has ever seen.
所以这台6.2L V8引擎 So the 6.2-litre V8 that I have under the bonnet
能爆发出 - 623匹马力 produces - 623 horsepower.
比标准版高出212匹 That's 212 more than standard.
因此它很快，快的吓人 And that makes it quick - alarmingly quick.
听！ Listen to that!
像喷气机 It's like a jet.
当杰瑞米享受机械增压飞船时 While Jeremy was in a supercharged rocket ship
我正低吟徐行 I was riding a wave of low-down grunt.
我有一颗6.6L涡轮增压V8柴油引擎 I have at my disposal a 6.6-litre turbo-charged V8 diesel engine.
765磅英尺扭矩 It develops 765 pound-feet of torque.
比Supersport宾利大陆还高 That's more than one of those Supersport Bentley Continentals.
还有套Z71越野套件 I also have the Z71 off-road pack
所以底盘得到大幅增强 which means I get a lot of under-body strengthening
悬挂更坚固，标配一套 beefed-up dampers and it has as standard
复杂的四驱系统 a sophisticated four-wheel drive system.
对于国际救援而言，它就像《雷鸟特攻队2》 I think for International Rescue, this is like Thunderbird 2.
一辆十分优秀的车 It's the one that does all the really serious, proper work.
52小时过去了，国际救援还没影 With 52 hours gone and International Rescue
我只能依靠极端方式取食 nowhere in sight, I was resorting to extreme measures to find food.
这是陷阱。能伸缩 This is the snare. It just tightens, like that.
把它放在兔子脚印位置，这里 I lay this on the rabbit trail, which is here.
脚印、陷阱、兔子 - 晚餐 Foot, caught, rabbit - dinner.
把它们引诱来... Apparently the way you bait it...
得靠小便 is with pee.
又一层 Another layer.
2... Two...
4... Four...
这时熊冲过来咋办？ What if a bear comes now?
此时，万事俱备的詹姆士和我 Meanwhile, James and I, keen to be ready for any emergency
决定去采购些工具 had decided to buy VITAL rescue equipment.
这是干嘛的？ Why? What's... What's that bit there for?
开瓶器 It's a can opener, bottle opener.
居然是开瓶器 It's a bottle opener.
能开啤酒！买了！ It opens beer! Yes, we want them!
这是？有用，对吧？ Is that? That's worth having, isn't it?
这啥？能铲能刷 What is it? Scrapy, scrapy, brushy, brushy.
刷子没用 You don't need a brush.
那就锯掉刷子，我不能只买一头吧？ Well, OK, saw the brush off. I can't buy just one end, can I?
这个只有一头 There you go, see, there's just one end.
你会用到刷子的。不会 But you might as well have a brush as well.No, you don't need a brush.
我在做这个... I haven't made these...
如书上所见 exactly like the ones in the book
我看过雷·米尔斯这么做过雪鞋 cos I once saw Ray Mears make snowshoes
就像这样 and they were more like this.
冷！ Cold!
真冷！ REALLY COLD!
就是这，我尿尿的地方 That's it. That's where I peed.
没兔子 No rabbit.
垃圾！废物！ It's all rubbish! Nothing works!
他们XX在哪？ Where the BLEEP are they?
座椅加热，真舒服 I have my seat heater on, it's very nice.
我真的开始爱上这车了 I really am starting to DEEPLY like my Velociraptor.
它让我想起，可能各位认为我疯了 This reminds me, and you're going to think I'm mad but it's true
让我想起92款机械增压阿斯顿马丁 it reminds me of a 1992 supercharged Aston Martin
很相似 they're very similar.
我曾深爱那车 I used to LOVE that car.
这小镇看起来真有爱 This looks like rather an attractive small town
我想坐下来喝杯卡布奇诺 I wouldn't mind stopping for something like a cappuccino.
午后，依旧不见那两货踪影 By mid-afternoon, there was still no sign of Yogi and Boo-Boo.
我只好为第三晚做准备 So I prepared myself for a third night in the open.
如果你想致信BBC And if you want to write to the BBC
告我砍伐珍稀树木 and say this is some rare type of tree
我只想说，给我闭肛！ and has to be preserved, you can stick it up your arse!
我对这里都反胃了 I'm sick of the sight of this place.
我是伯明翰的主持人，不是XX的贝爷！ I'm a television presenter from Birmingham, not Bear BLEEP Grylls!
经过长途跋涉，詹姆士和我离哈蒙德 Despite our best efforts, James and I were still more than 150 miles
还有150英里（241公里） from our friend and colleague.
夜幕降临，路况变糟 Night was falling, the roads were getting worse
还有个问题 and there was another issue.
情况报告 - 詹姆士·梅不喜欢雪路行车 Sit-rep - James May does not like driving in the snow
所以他把车速降到... and has now REDUCED his speed...
3迈左右 to about three.
为了恶心他，就像他恶心我 To annoy HIM, as much as he was annoying ME
我决定启动“人工太阳” I decided to ignite my collapsed sun.
好的 Right.
克拉克森！ CLARKSON!
我从没用过亮度这么大的车灯 I've never, ever encountered a light like that on the front of a car.
很有意思，能把灯关掉吗？ Seriously, very funny, but could you turn the big light off?
除非你提速 Only when you speed up.
把那该死的灯关掉！ Turn the BLEEP light off!
这段路又长又无聊，幸运的是 It was a long, horrible drive but mercifully
离哈蒙德10英里时（16公里） when we were just ten miles from Hammond
我们发现一处过夜地 we found a lodge where we could spend the night.
第二天早上，我们制定了项计划 And the next morning, I came up with a plan.
哈蒙德离此地10英里 Hammond is ten miles away
4000英尺高（1200米） and 4,000ft above us.
来场比赛 we have a race.
第一名不用救他 And if you get there first, you DON'T have to rescue him.
这很激励人。说的很对 Come on, that's an incentive. No, you're right, it is, isn't it?
如果输了 So if you don't get there first, you have to drive, what
回温哥华的15小时内 15 hours back to Vancouver
要和哈蒙德同处一车 with Richard Hammond in your pick-up truck.
你能想象15小时和坏脾气的 Can you imagine driving 15 hours back to Vancouver
哈蒙德同处一车的情形吗？ with him either dead or bad-tempered?
你们XX在哪？！ Where the BLEEP are you?!
昨晚我在帐篷里用瓶子接尿，太恶心了！ I peed in a bottle in my tent last night and it felt dirty!
够了！ Enough!
饱餐一顿后 With a good breakfast under our belts
詹姆士和我开始计划路线 James and I were planning our routes.
哈蒙德在这，信号的坐标 So Hammond is around there, that's where the signal came from
如果从这条群狼环绕的路经过 from his watch. So if I go up what I think is Wolf Pass
就可能发现理查德·哈蒙德的尸体 the corpse of Richard Hammond will be around here somewhere.
这条路有点长，但可接受 It's slightly longer, but it's only a little bit longer
能避开高地。就是它了 but I'm avoiding that massive rise there. I'm going to go that way.
准备好了，梅？好得不能再好了 Are you ready, May? I've never been more ready.
3、2、1...出发！ Three, two, one... BEGIN!
这比赛很有趣 This is an interesting race, it really is
因为两辆皮卡 because although our pick-up trucks...
几乎相同 appear to be the same
但某方面看，又截然不同 But actually they're not the same at all.
他的车重在坚固、力量 His is all about strength and torque
我的则在于速度、马力 and this is all about speed and power.
驾驶风格也不同。詹姆士很... And then there's our driving styles. James' is very...
谨慎、精于算计 slow and methodical and full of maths.
而我... Mine's more sort of...
油门到底，赢得胜利 put your foot down and hope for the best.
牵引力控制开启 Traction control is on.
小贴士，拇指别勾住方向盘 Thumbs outside the wheel - that's the other off-road tip.
景色美极了 Absolutely gorgeous scenery.
哈蒙德一定很享受 Hammond will have been having a lovely time looking at this.
就像做水疗 It's like being in a spa.
去你的！ YOU... are going on there!
福特里，我决定另辟蹊径 In the Ford, I'd decided to use one of God's highways.
众所周知，河滩较平坦，除非遇到瀑布 Rivers, as we know, are level, unless they're waterfalls.
希望不会 Just hope we don't encounter one of those.
影像系统 There's my camera. Yeah
我能观察... I can now see...
前进路线 what I'm doing.
走了2英里（3.2公里） Two miles completed.
大坎 No serious problems.
天！ Jeez!
干得漂亮 Yes, good work.
爱死这皮卡了！爱死它了 I love my pick-up truck! I really love it.
两人都进入崎岖路段 Both of us were now off the beaten track
勇往直前 and full of steely determination.
加油杰瑞米，你必须赢 Come on, Jeremy, you need to get there first.
雷鸟1号正在漂移 Thunderbird 1 is power-sliding.
噢，很好！ Ooh, yes!
这才叫驾驶 This is called "wrestling with the controls".
♪ Silverado ♪ ♪ Silverado ♪
♪ 何不打起精神 ♪ ♪ Why don't you come to your senses ♪
状况良好 Temperatures and pressures all in the green.
这是场蛮人对智者的比赛 This is shouting and power versus thought and torque.
冲啊！ Come on!
热血沸腾 I've got some rooster tails now.
哈蒙德，欢呼吧，迅猛龙状况棒极了 Good news, Hammond, the Velociraptor works well in these conditions.
他在哪？他在哪？ Where is he? Where is he?
你好、你好。我是詹姆士 "Hello." "Hello. I'm James."
噢，我是杰瑞米。交个朋友吧詹姆士？ "Oh, I'm Jeremy. Shall we be friends, James?"
好吧，让我们做好朋友 "Yes, let's be best friends for ever and ever."
詹姆士，我先介绍自己 "Right, James, I must tell you all about myself.
我的爱好是，展示自己多优秀 "Actually, that's my favourite hobby, telling people how WONDERFUL I am."
是吗杰瑞米？ "Oh, really, Jeremy?
我各方面都出色 "because I AM brilliant at everything."
是吗？是的，还很谦虚。真的？ "Are you?" "Yes, I am, but I'm very modest." "Are you?"
是的，我有辆黄法拉利。是吗？ "Yes, that's why I drive a yellow Ferrari." "Do you?"
我车比别人都好 "I drive everything better than everybody else.
去找另一个朋友 "Let's have another friend
先让他在山顶挂掉，如何？ "but let's leave him to die on a mountain top, shall we?"
有意思。感觉很酷... "That'd be funny. Then we could look really cool..."
因为哈蒙德海拔很高 Knowing that Hammond would be on high ground
我开始艰难地... I was now climbing...
爬山 hard.
天啊，我爱死这车了！真的 God, I love this thing! Really, properly do.
昨天它还是阿斯顿马丁V8 Vantage All day yesterday, this was an Aston Martin V8 Vantage.
现在它成了B组奥迪Quattro Now it's a Group B Audi Quattro.
在我路线上，本人也在爬山 On my route, I too was climbing.
加油，Z71套件 Do your stuff, Z71 pack.
你能感到车轮 You can actually feel the wheels going
“是这个？是那个？” "Is it this one? Is it that one?
“这里动力多一点。那里动力多一点” "I'll put a bit of power there. I'll put a bit to that one."
但当我们来到4000英尺海拔 But as we climbed past 4,000 feet
路况变得异常恶劣 the going started to get REALLY tough.
继续，继续，继续，继续 Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
雷鸟2号还在前进 Thunderbird 2 is still go.
保持转速，保持车轮转动 Keep those revs up, keep the wheels spinning.
加油杰瑞米，你必须赢 Come on, Jeremy, you need to get there first.
我不希望回温哥华路上 I do NOT want to drive back to Vancouver
车被脏兮兮的 with my Velociraptor
哈蒙德弄得污浊不堪 being SOILED by Hammond's cheesy, decomposing bottom.
噢，我头掉了。是吗？ "Oh, my head's come off." "Has it?"
我被砸中，但用牙接住了 "Well, a man threw a knife at me but I caught it in my teeth.
所以头掉了。噢，我还好 "Literally, my head came off." "Oh, but I'm OK."
是吗？ Oh, are you ?
正中命门！哈！ In the cock! Ha!
正中红心！ Right in the nads!
瞧啊！ Look at that!
♪ 独自驾车 ♪ ♪ Driving along ♪
♪ 唱着小曲儿... ♪ ♪ Singing this song... ♪
加油 Come on.
♪ 奇妙的冰雪仙境 ♪ ♪ Something in a winter wonderland. ♪
状况报告，各位。离沟边很近 Situation update, viewers. Bit too close to the edge there.
要小心移动，避免滚到沟里去 I've got to be careful how I move otherwise I'll fall into the valley.
还有更糟的 Still, could be worse.
噢不！ Oh, no!
面对世界最愤怒求援者... Faced with the prospect of having to rescue the world's angriest man...
你们在哪，你们这对XX中年XX！ Where are you, you pair of BLEEP middle-aged BLEEP!
詹姆士和我决定加装防滑链 James and I had BOTH decided to rip out our own fingernails.
这让行车轻松多了 This made progress MUCH easier.
感觉好多了。状况良好 That feels good. Temperatures and pressures still in the green.
装上防滑链后，要更加温柔 With snow chains fitted, you're supposed to be gentle
幸运的是，我同事不知何谓“温柔” but luckily my colleague doesn't know what that means.
加油，加油 Dig and claw, dig and claw.
加油！前进 Come on! Digging.
见鬼！ Damn and blast!
加油！ Come on!
加油！ COME ON!
别这样，你不希望哈蒙德坐进来 No, you want to do this, you DON'T want Richard Hammond in you.
噢，不！ Oh, no!
现实很残酷 The news was grim.
你真的很适合这里，Silverado You are genuinely a bit of a desperado here, Silverado.
如鱼得水 Loving that.
我也喜欢这 And loving that as well.
我来了，理查德·哈蒙德 I'm still coming, Richard Hammond.
各位知道么？我也如此 And you know what? So was I.
继续前行。三轮车 We are under way. Three wheels on my wagon
保持前进 and I AM still rolling along.
加油，福特 Come on, machine.
詹姆士·梅在哪？在哪？ Where the hell is James May? Where is May?
当心 Bit of beans there.
这里要当心 Slightly less beans there for the climb.
引擎声。不是飞机，是车。是... That's an engine. It's not a plane, it's a car. It's...
是他们！ That's got to be them!
他们到底在哪？ Where the bloody hell have they been?!
加油。继续 Come on. Do it.
别急，保持... Stop panicking, just...
放松 ease it off.
挣扎 Really struggling.
好挣扎 Really struggling here.
加油！ Come on!
是哈蒙德！哈蒙德在这！ It's Hammond! Hammond is THERE!
怎么这么久？！ How can it have taken that long?!
梅，坏消息。你得载哈蒙德回温哥华了 May, bad news. You're going to have to take Hammond BACK to Vancouver.
这是辆猛车，它能去任何地方 That's a powerful vehicle, that is a go-anywhere car.
你要XX去哪？ So where the BLEEP have you been?
他愤怒至极，气疯了 And he's in an appalling temper, absolutely shocking.
你去哪？怎么回事？ Where are you going? Well, now what?!
这就是你的营救？！ Oh, that's your rescue, is it?!
等等 Hold on.
令人震惊！ THAT was shocking!
我看过《雷鸟特攻队》，从未见过Alan I have seen Thunderbirds and I never saw Alan
开着飞船，享受音乐，嚼着巧克力棒 flying along, listening to Boston, eating a bar of chocolate.
不能这么说...也没见过 No, you say that... Neither did I see
Virgil建议喝杯卡布奇诺 Virgil suggesting they stop for a cappuccino
他们会一心一意完成任务 they were both focused on the job in hand.
是的。但片子里我们证明了你的表很管用 Yes. But in that film, we did prove that your watch system works
并且詹姆士和我 and both James and I
完全爱上了皮卡，是吗？ completely fell in love with our pick-up trucks, didn't we?
是的，没错 Yeah, no, this is a very good point.
说实话，12年了 Because, let's be honest, for 12 years
我们一直对美国皮卡嗤之以鼻 we've looked down our noses at big, American pick-up trucks.
但花了几天体验它们 But having spent quite a few days in them
我们彻底颠覆了 we ended up completely besotted.
实用性也令我震惊 It's the value that staggers me.
因为美国皮卡免除燃油税 Because American pick-up trucks are exempt from the gas guzzler tax
所以极其便宜 they are SPECTACULARLY cheap.
没错。我也惊奇的发现 Yeah. I'm surprised actually
越来越多的人把它们引入欧洲 there aren't more people importing them over here.
我想说这种尺寸的车 Yeah, well, I think the problem is a car, vehicle I should say
在英国不太实用 this size wouldn't really work in Britain.
还有个问题。借过，哈蒙德 And there's another problem. Excuse me, Hammond.
如果你在后面装货 I think if you put something in the back
当你等红灯时 every time you pull up at a set of red lights
会有小偷顺手牵羊 someone is going to nick it.
说的没错。对极了 Yeah, you're dead right. You're dead right.
但我还是认为Silverado棒极了 But even so, I maintain my Silverado, it was brilliant.
是的，詹姆士，但实际上 Well, it was, James, but let's be honest
它没有抵达山顶，对吗？ it didn't actually reach the top of the mountain, did it?
是，虽不想提 No, I wasn't going to mention that.
但事实上，最后它传动轴断了 Actually, just before the end it did break a driveshaft.
是，我很意外你提这事 Yeah, I did wonder if you were going to mention that
因为片子里没播出 because it wasn't IN the film
最后，不论雷鸟胖子还是雷鸟蜗牛 In the end, neither Thunderbird Fat nor Thunderbird Slow
都没救我。确实 actually rescued me. That is true.
最后还是正牌救援队救了我 No, an actual rescue person had to come and save me.
我能说说那四天 - 整整四天 - 极其悲惨 And can I just talk about the four days - FOUR DAYS - of misery
我忍受你们慢悠悠享受从早餐 I endured whilst you two dawdled from breakfast
到晚餐，开着温暖的皮卡 to breakfast in your heated trucks.
抱歉，时间不够 No, I'm sorry, there isn't time.
伴随这条爆炸性消息又该说再见了 And on that bombshell we really must end.
感谢大家收看。晚安！ Thank you so much for watching. Good night!
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